Monday, December 15, 2008

WMD found!




They finally found WMDs in Iraq!

"This is a farewell kiss, you dog" - Muntadar al-Zaidi, who went on to almost pwn Bush in the face with not one, but both his shoes. I can't believe he had time to bend down to take both shoes off and toss them. You think he loosened his shoes during the press conference
and slowly took them off beforehand in preparation? If only he yelled after he threw it. Yelling first kind of ruined the element of surprise, but he sure got his message, and the message of millions of Arabs across.

What a fitting end to the most moronic, anti-intellectual, anti-democratic President and Adminstration
in the history of America. How typical was it of Bush, who never lets reasoning and cultural sensitivity get in the way of bullish cowboy bravado, to simply brush it off as bizarre, and joke that it was a size 10 shoe?

I'm so disappointed that this hero
missed his target. Yes, Muntadar al-Zaidi is a hero. Forget trying to reason with Bush - the man has proven without a doubt that his thickheadedness prevails over any sense of moral duty or rational thought. You think any American will care to report that this reporter was beaten senseless and dragged out of the room in a bloody heap? Or that if left to the puppet government currently in place, he'll be given a fair trial?? Open your eyes! What Saddam Hussein did in the open, the Bush administration does in the dark, away from what little free press remains inAmerica.

Just wondering - al-Zaidi has a great throwing arm. Too bad Bush is quite quick. Deceptively quick, I might add. Got to give him credit there. How I wish the damn right shoe landed! Even clipping him on the scalp would have been so satisfying
. You think al-Zaidi practiced? Setting up a lectern in his basement with a picture of Bush on the wall, and practice throwing a shoe at it? I mean, it's quite difficult, aiming a shoe like that. You know, getting the trajectory right and everything.........

This is Bush's legacy, people. A small, smug little man, with no policy, only fake tough-guy instincts. Too bad the
only person hurt was White House Press Secretary Dana Perino, who got a black eye from getting pwned in the face with a microphone. She's so pretty...........

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