Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Revenge of the Fallen?? Matrix of Leadership???

transformers-2

Wow, relics of the '80's. These overly dramatic monikers are as dated as the mushroom cut. Autobots versus Decepticons. See what I mean?

Watched Transformers today. I enjoyed it, in all its cheesy glory. Don't think, just watch, and you'll have a great time. Bumblebee rocked it. You'll find the climactic duel kind of anti-climactic. Really? Optimus just absorbing spare parts, reminiscent of a magnet picking up paper clips?

The movie critics that bashed it can go eat shit. That's why these fools stopped being relevant 10 years ago. A dream of mine is to see wine critics experience the same fate into obscurity.

I went to work out tonight. Hard at work. There's a Megan Fox type trainer at my gym. Have to keep reminding myself not to stare. We gentlemen are nearly quite perfect, but we have no control of our gaze.

There were a lot of late junior high/early high school kids at the theatre today. Were we so damn obnoxious at that age? I mean, I can't believe I used to try so hard to impress these kinds of girls. My goodness. All you see is a cluster of small heads, drowning in over-sized sweatshirts.

I still know a few guys who're interested in these types of girls. You should be ashamed of yourself man.

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