A party involving 19 year olds slapping each other on the elbow for entertainment and drinking beer like thas wassup is something I don't need to be a part of.
Sorry. Just can't do it. Barely legal lightweights trying to look cool - acting obnoxious and pretending to nonchalantly drink beer doesn't make you the shit, it exposes how shallow and quite frankly, how intellectually bankrupt today's kids are.
But don't take it personally though. It's not you, it's me.
That's a horrible thing to say. Just to be clear, I'm not talking about anyone in particular. Just in general. And yes, I'm an awful person.