I've been steadily drinking since 1pm today. Nice. 2 bottles of wine and a few pints of ale. What a perfect Saturday, the best I've had in a long, long time. Quite nothing like being irresponsible.
Wine, and fine ales make me a better person. I see the world differently. There's a clear beginning, middle, and end. And I'm at peace with my life. Wow, I am so toasted.
All this bread, olive oil, fried chicken I've eaten today cannot be conducive to muscle growth. I'm completely undermining my 5-day a week workout routine. And not to mention all the wine and beer! But it's ok. Anything for a fantastic food/wine experience. Hot damn, I just love food!! Been smoking some cigars as well. Oops. Just taking advantage of being my own man in the house. The neighbours can tell my parents whatever the hell they'd like.
I am FILLEd with love at this moment. This is awesome. I think I'm in love. With you. Is this a sign of alcoholism? Or just being a good old wino?