How is it that in the last 3 months, I've bought 110 bottles of wine, spent more than half my take-home pay, and only 4 bottles are for immediate consumption? That's a 3.6% wines bought that I can actually drink. That's a problem. So what am I going to drink for the holidays?
I think I need to raid my friend's house, to pillage some of my wines. Clearly, I'm not drinking enough. Who wants to help?